DES ARK: ok oops! here's the real post about our exciting shit!

Ah! Josh!!

desark:

hey everybody!
we’ve got some news!

we are not pregnant.

but we’d like to be…know anyone good?

jk. anyway, we’re leaving for another europe tour soon & we’re fuckin pumped!!! i just dropped an apple core in my bra. cold. we’ve got only a few holes left to fill on this tour…i lost the email…